Turning into the wrong lane ?????

Here's one of my favourites in this town.When you are turning onto a road with more than one lane,you are required to take the lane CLOSEST to you!
NOWHERE in the motor carrier act does it say "drift over into any lane you like as you turn,making sure you cut off any vehicles in the lane you end up in"
Use your miniscule brains and drive like you seem ( at least) to be paying attention!!