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Monday, April 12, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Turning into the wrong lane ?????

Here's one of my favourites in this town.When you are turning onto a road with more than one lane,you are required to take the lane CLOSEST to you!
NOWHERE in the motor carrier act does it say "drift over into any lane you like as you turn,making sure you cut off any vehicles in the lane you end up in"
Use your miniscule brains and drive like you seem ( at least) to be paying attention!!

Tailgating bimbos

Lets start off with the young ladies,usually late teens to late thirties [if they survive that long].
Pay attention now.......are you familiar with the term STOPPING DISTANCE????.
EVERY GODDAM DAY I am tailgated by one of these bimbos who have no CONCEPT of how long it takes to stop their piece of shit car before it plows into my ass..
Give your heads a shake and write this down. 50 kph means 44feet per SECOND!.It takes you at least one second just to realize you need to brake if I brake in front of you, assuming a puppy dog or pussy cat or some other defenseless animal loomed before me,then at least another second [and I'm being kind here] to apply the brake. Gee... you have already travelled 88 feet and your brakes havent even started to work yet!!!Guess where you are NOW?? UP MY ASS!!!
Grab a fucking BRAIN and stay 2 seconds behind anyone before you kill me,or some other poor fuck.If you kill me look the fuck out...I'll be REAL PISSED!!!!
I HAVE STARTED THIS BLOG TO CREATE A RECORD OF THE INANE, DUMB-ASS DRIVING I HAVE AND CONTINUE TO WITNESS IN MY 30 YEARS AS A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER IN VICTORIA BC .
I am convinced 75%of drivers in this town could not POSSIBLY have passed any kind of competence test!